If you can't say something nice about someone, banish them to hell on your blog. Tonight I'm going to see my favorite band of all time, Our Lady Peace. This monumental experience fills me with the utmost happiness and anticipation that could only be regurgitated upon by this news:
With Eagles, Vick gets second chance
I'm going to keep this blog nice and simple, for once.
I love Our Lady Peace.
FUCK, Michael Vick.
If you don't love Our Lady Peace, but do love Michael Vick, and are excited to see him return to the NFL, go fuck yourself! And PLEASE don't bother ever returning to this page, because your horoscope will be the same every single day for the rest of your life: If you are ever to meet someone, and fall in love, and its with a woman, she will die giving birth to the baby, whom will soon after be eaten, that she conceived while she was being raped.
Now, rot in some form of a Hell, Mike Vick, and all your supporters.
That is all.
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Yes Michael Vick is a horrible person and shouldn't be given a second chance - especially not so easily! That being said, the vehement horoscope for Vick supporters weakens your attack on him. Save those words for the asshole himself (not his supporters or significant other). He deserves to rot in hell and not be given a second chance.
ReplyDeleteAsianCajuns - If we could go back in time, and kill all the Nazis, it sure would've made Hitler's job a whole lot harder, would it not? Hard to exterminate an entire race of people all by yourself; especially when you haven't eaten any protein all day.
ReplyDeleteWhile it is true, if you strike the shepherd, the sheep are easily dispersed, as long as Mike Vick is still alive I have no problem wishing for the detriment of the entire farm.