Money can't buy you love. But if you are as crazy obsessed with the phenomenon of internet "deal of the day" sites as I am, it can certainly buy you all kinds of ridiculous crap you'll never need and wouldn't ever even consider buying if it weren't being dangled in front of you at such ridiculously cheap prices. I mean, you can easily find 5 people to whom you could give a 6ft. HDMI cable, but it's figuring out what to do with the other 15 that you got for a total of $6.99 (including shipping) that becomes tricky.
Nevertheless, a solution presents itself today. Try starting your own Ebay store. You're not that far behind the curve. There are only 129 Billion Ebay stores online right now, so the numbers are in your favor. As Indian Numerology would tell you, 129 reduces to 1+2+9, which equals 12, which reduces to 1+2, which equals 3, so how can you lose?
Go ahead and clear out that savings account, head on over to DODTracker.com (or other such sites), and before you know it, you'll have enough stuff crammed into your garage to keep you busy on Ebay for the next 129 decades. Don't worry about the fact that you were going to put that money toward your 3 week stint in Prague. Once you become the 129,000,000,001st ebay store, you'll be making enough money to buy 10, 3 week stints in Prague, or wherever in the world you wish to be. Not to mention the fact that since your business will from then on be conducted entirely online, you can spend 30 weeks anywhere and never miss a day of work. Sound too good to be true? How do you explain this then: http://smallbusiness.aol.com/features/ebay-millionaires
Congratulations! The cosmos have aligned just for you.
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