Old tricks are the best tricks. And that rule doesn't just apply to prostitutes anymore. Play the lottery today, and you'll find yourself anywhere from $1 poorer, to $136M richer. That's a 50/50 chance. You can't beat those odds. Don't let the odds makers fool you. Not today. For every dollar you invest into your state lottery today, I will invest one letter of recommendation toward an underprivileged child's application to a university of his or her choice. Just FEDEX me the original copy of each of your lottery tickets as proof of purchase, and I will help make a child's dreams come true on your behalf, one letter at a time. Literally.
Don't believe me, see for yourself. Here's a recent e-mail I sent to the dean of admissions at Georgia Southern University on behalf of an underprivileged child:
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To whom it may concern:
For applicant Ola, Hector A., I recommend the letter 'F' for obvious reasons!
Most sincerely,
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