A picture is worth the cost of exactly one slide of a roll of film, unless you're shooting digital, in which case, it has absolutely no value. If it takes you 1,000 words to describe what you see in a picture, you have a serious talking problem, and you may or may not be surprised to find out that most people don't like hanging out with you. I'll give you 5 words maximum. All I need to know is: Is it male or female? What color is it? What is it wearing? Where is it standing/sitting/lying? Who else is there? One word each. For example: Female, Blonde, Bikini, Beach, Tommy Lee. Obviously, I can tell you that you are looking at a picture of Pamela Anderson.
Without having to divulge any additional information, I can also tell you that there are many, many tattoos in the picture, 2 pairs of sunglasses, 4 exposed nipples, 2 breast implants, and 100,000,000,000 strands of Hepatitis C virus. Why waste anymore of your precious breath bothering to describe a whole bunch of unnecessary details. Who cares what color/pattern/style Pam's bathing suit is. By the time you get done describing it to me, it'll be off anyway.
Yes, today brings wallows of high self-pity, and low self-esteem. If you think you might look fat in that, you most DEFINITELY do today. Wear the parka, or nothing at all. If it's a first date, I'd say definitely go with the parka though, to try and keep the element of surprise going for as long as possible. If your dinner reservations are between 5-8PM, you can't go wrong, because you definitely will not be getting any on this little "field trip." However, if your dinner reservations are for 11PM or later, spend a few more minutes soaping certain areas than others.
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