Never bite the hand that feeds you. Kill them in their sleep and learn how to feed yourself. Everybody wants a hand out these days. "Oh, it's okay that you've made careless investments with millions of your customer's assests. Here's a little start up cash. Just try again, and REALLY make an effort to do better this time, or else, we'll have to start you over AGAIN."
"What's that, General Motors? Oh, nevermind the fact that you've made less efficient, inferior-in-every-way automobiles to all other car manufactures on the planet, purposefully nonetheless, for the past 25 years. Here's a little start up cash. Just try again."
Even if you'd never dream of biting the hand that feeds you, all of us need it to pat us on the head and tell us we've been good from time to time. There's a beacon of hope smiling down at you from the cosmos today. I'd say it's most likely an alien surveying the behavior of the homo sapiens as if we were some sort of extraterrestrial variety show for their species. Nevertheless, take advantage of America's built-in "reset button" for corporate bankruptcy, and start your own Fortune 500 company today.
Can't decide on a good or service to sell? Try edible undergarments in a spray-can. It's all the sex appeal and deliciocrity of traditional edible underwear, but with the fun sound of aerosol being released into our ozone. It's like I've said before, people will buy anything. And, as long as you sell enough units, it doesn't matter what you do with the money. It won't matter when an Asian competitor opens up his first "Canties" factory and is immediately selling better tasting, longer lasting canned panties than you are, for half the price. When the time comes, just push the ol' reset button and Uncle Sam will come running right over with 'bags o' cash' for you to continue making more 'cans o' panties.'
God bless America. And you. And edible panties. From a can.
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