A penny saved is worth 1 cent. Save some pennies today by not going to the doctor for every little thing under the sun that you think might be cancer growing inside you. The verdict is in, you definitely do NOT have the cancer. Although, if you are a cancer, you are certainly more susceptible to develop cancer in the future, for obvious reasons. Not good news today for cancers, but the rest of us are good to go. Shop in the organic section only this week, and be on the look out for various types of indie rock lovers in your area. A love connection could be made, but it could also lead to a series of astronomical medical bills from the nearly 4 million types of bacteria Mr. or Ms. Indie has crawling all over them right now. Proceed with caution and a can of febreeze, and just to be certain, you might wanna double up on the contraceptives for this one. Things could get ugly when you're bumpin' uglies, but I guess that pretty much goes without say.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
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