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Catch a falling star today, boys and girls, but don't put it in your pocket because it'll incinerate anything it comes into contact with and we'd all be a bunch of pantsless lunatics running around screaming holy terror from the flesh-melting heat that a star emits. Instead, keep your pants on and look to the west for creative inspiration, divine light, and an avalanche. Stay away from narrow mountain roads, and trust in the very next person you see, sitting to your right, wearing glasses. Yep, that's the one. What are you waiting for, go over and say something!
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